Ok, so it was actually the fact that Kayla reminded me that I still had this account. Anyways, not much to announce. My life has been pretty dull in last week. I had a few projects due if that counts for something. Basically my life has followed the same schedual:

Wake up
Go to school
Return from School
Play CoD4
Spend a few minutes on the computer
More CoD4
Sleep time.

So exciting isn't it? >.>

Soon I may be getting a job at the Kohls down the street from my house so that means even less time to get on the computer.
Ah well, that's the jist of my days so far, I'll try to at least keep this thing updated weekly.

As some people can tell you I do not get mad easily, I get annoyed by random stuff but never angered. However today people have pushed me over the edge and I need to get this out before I pop an artery. I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE SENDING ME IMS OVER AIM OR YIM AND TELLING ME TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS JUST BECAUSE I AM A FURRY. (End Caps Lock) I understand that there are people out there who do this just to piss people off. However after I block you please don’t make another account just to continue annoying me.You can use the whole Furries are fucked up because of what you saw on MTV or that one CSI episode but it is starting to get old. Saying that all 'furry' is about is sex and bestiality is like saying that all Japanese manga is porn, like all whites are KKK, like all TV is soap operas and commercials.  Label an entire genre of anything by its shadiest, darkest sector, and you taint the entire thing. Most people don’t realize that the media constantly covers the extreme cases. It is the same as me going up to a Falcons fan and beating the crap out of them because of what Vick did. It doesn’t make sense does it? So why bother me? Is it because you find us strange? Is it because you don’t like animals? Or is it because you are ignorant fucktards that need to get a life and quit bothering people who have done nothing wrong to you. I’m pretty sure the answer is number three. I know that most of the people screwing with me will probably never see this but I felt like getting it out there before I broke anything important.

Whew…

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. ''' Since there is more''' than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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I got this in an email the other day and had to put it on here. =3